What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : I'm 24.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Who is Meghan Markle and why is she so controversial on the Internet?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

What is your favorite cuckold experience?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

What would Spanish sound like if only latin and Greek words were used, like some romance analogy to anglish?

Me : Sure.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

What are some hard truths that MAGA needs to hear?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : Because it's month of August.

Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

What trains transport cars and passengers near Pompano Beach, Florida that goes to New York?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : I don't drink

Where can I sell naked pics of myself online?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

How does one succeed in life?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Why don't some people like the 10 Commandments?

He : Tea ?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : Then let's have some coffee

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : No

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me : Thank you.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : So, are you seeing someone?